You've given me what?

And so I finished opening my presents, or at least I thought I had... I was led by my wife into the hall where one big box remained wrapped up behind the door. Hmmm... I eagerly ripped off the paper and attacked the box, and to my complete surprise found a unicycle inside! Talk about an original present! [1] She is fantastic at giving presents, totally puts me to shame!

I assembled it quickly (not difficult!) and spent the 15 minutes holding onto the bannisters in the hallway outside the sitting room rocking backwards and forwards trying to get a feel for it! It ain't going to be easy!

What with one thing or another I didn't do much more today...

[1] She did know that I spent a very hot and sweaty hour in summer 2003 trying (and failing) to learn to ride a unicycle at a work's do...